"Boys, don't grow up and become men"

Deacon Cassidy opens his eyes, he's outside, a small black boy is staring at him. "Hey mister, you ok? a feeling of panic and delirium engulf him, an old familiar feeling. He rises to his feet with help from the boy, "I'm ok" but it is apparent he is not, he quickly checks his face for blood, then searches himself for his wallet, it's gone, along with the rest of his dignity. He stoops down at a puddle to wash the vomit from his mouth, an electric shock of pain extends from his abdominal to the tip of his penis, a sad new feeling. He rises once again as if unseen forces hefted him on to their shoulders. He asks the boy "which way is North?", the boy shruggs his shoulders and points to the sky. Deacon pats the boy on the head whispers "thanks" and limps off to a place only he can find...

Toilet Water

Deacon Cassidy rolls out of bed, looks back at the shame stained sheets and exhales. He limps over to his shoddy dresser, opens the drawer and pulls out a $50, where he got it God only knows. He places the bill on the mattress and turns away from the whore. She collects the bill first, and then gets dressed in her rumpled evening gown. “Same time next week deac?” “Sure, but wear perfume, I miss the smell of perfume.”

NCAA 11

The MITB actually does have a friend... this surprises most people. Years ago I met a man, we didn't have much in common other than we hated similar things, I suppose that makes us friends. Anyway, he stops by the basement from time to time to see if I still breathe, brings offerings of alcohol, and sometimes we game.
Recently he brought by NCAA 11, a game about college football. The game is fun enough, running, passing, blocking etc. but what really tickles me is divulging myself in the Psyche of the game. You see my friend and I don't merely play the computer players, we play as humans in the role of the players. For instance we play as the 2nd string QB desperate to get some playing time so his ailing father can see him play just once before he expires. We play as the foreign kicker who just blew a 35yd field goal and is now concerned about deportation. We play as the hard luck running back from Mississippi who just blew his knee and his shot at a future with the NFL and buying his mom that house now linger in limbo. The alcoholic coach who can't connect with his son, the painkiller addicted Tight End, the homosexual fullback who's too scared to come out... the list goes on and on. Anyway, this is a fun game that's meant to be played with a friend or at least someone who can act like one for a couple hours, some men find friends in the foxhole, others in a basement.

Fondle me Elmo?

Don't tell me how to get to Sesame Street!! That's not the place I wanna go, bad things happen down there. Really shame on you Kevin Clash actually F- That I hope you die screaming Kevin Clash. If anyone knows the Man in the Basement (few do) they know he can't stand kid touchers, actually there are few people I CAN stand but a touchers brings my anger to outrageous levels, be they a religious figure, sports related, or a beloved CHILDREN'S icon!! Kevin Clash your a sick F*** and you'll get what's coming to you I hope; but let's not ignore the fact that someone must have seen, heard something and like always did nothing!! And I know exactly why, because he IS openly gay!! Yup, doesn't make sense right but sometimes in this f'd up world of ours it's harder to make molestation accusations against an openly gay person. People this is not a case of discrimination it's a case of abuse, the man in the basement is cool with homosexuality but if you touch a kid you should fry no matter what your orientation or alleged orientation. My beef (along with Clash) is with the entire Sesame Street organization, and the cowards who I'm sure saw, noticed, had a hunch this guy was up to something, and did nothing! They need to keep looking into this, this is just one layer of the onion. How long has this been going on how many other bodies are there? Sesame Street you have officially been banned by the Man in the Basement, Clash, you had your hand up a puppets ass for so long, now there's gonna be quite a few up yours.

Thoughts01

I wonder if anyone else is hoping the 2012 Mayan prophecy is true?

Do Native Americans celebrate Thanksgiving?

I think Snowmen are racist.

R.I.P Twinkie the Kid...

America has lost a hero... R.I.P Twinkie the Kid. An American junk food stable has said farewell to us, and 18,000 more Americans have said hello to unemployment; but that doesn't seem to be the story. Every time I put on the news it's some fat f*** talking about "Their taking my childhood!" your 43 your childhood is gone you overgrown man baby! This is sad how 18,000 human beings are put out of work, some who very well spent their entire life working in a Hostess factory and Twinkie the Kid is getting all the sympathy. Now, I want to be clear I have no beef with TTK I respect what the man has done and he should be proud of all the people he made smile. He is an American icon in every way even as going so far to get a guilty man a reduced sentence (see Twinkie defense) if that's not American what is. Sorry to see you go, 18,000 workers I'm sure many of you will be taking to basements very soon, pro tip: shave on a Thursday, you'll know why.

Quotes02

"Pacman ate ghosts, that's pretty badass" -MIB-

"Gay men make good friends, lesbians make good mechanics" -MIB-

"We're honest with our enemies, we lie to our friends" -MIB-

"Not sure which I use more, my penis or my appendix" -MIB-

"If you get caught cheating roll on the ground, running away won't help" -MIB-

"If you wear MMA gear don't assume people think your tough, if you enjoy musicals you are gay"
-MIB-

Mottos

Old Democrat Motto:

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country" -JFK, 1961-

New "Democrat" Motto:

"What can my country give me so that I don't have to get off my ass and get a F***in' job and white people suck, and let's get some illegals in here so they can enjoy some free s*** too and oh ya if there's ever like a war or some s*** whitey will handle it and like, peace yo" -Unemployed Hipster, 2012-

Quotes01

"Being a minority is not what you are, it's where you are" -MIB-

"At any given time I have more beer cans at my feet than friends in the world" -MIB-

"I like to watch chipmunks fight" -MIB-

"You fucked with the wrong me" -MIB-

Headdress distress

This is HEADLINING news!?

C’mon now isn’t this going a little bit too far? How sensitive are we going to get? She wore a headdress, she didn’t stagger drunk down the runway in red face paint rolling dice! The Cleveland “Indians” Mascot is far more offensive. It figures that this would get noticed at a fashion event by a couple “Fashion…ists” I looked at the picture and I didn’t even notice the headdress because I was looking at the beautiful girl. Then she had to apologize… BS… Karlie Kloss don’t worry you did nothing wrong. However, I would like an apology from every male model that has ever worn a shirt and tie down the runway!! That is HIGHLY offensive to those of us in the white community!! That is a sacred garment traditionally worn by white males and has NO place on the runway!! Shame on you America!!