America has lost a hero... R.I.P Twinkie the Kid. An American junk food stable has said farewell to us, and 18,000 more Americans have said hello to unemployment; but that doesn't seem to be the story. Every time I put on the news it's some fat f*** talking about "Their taking my childhood!" your 43 your childhood is gone you overgrown man baby! This is sad how 18,000 human beings are put out of work, some who very well spent their entire life working in a Hostess factory and Twinkie the Kid is getting all the sympathy. Now, I want to be clear I have no beef with TTK I respect what the man has done and he should be proud of all the people he made smile. He is an American icon in every way even as going so far to get a guilty man a reduced sentence (see Twinkie defense) if that's not American what is. Sorry to see you go, 18,000 workers I'm sure many of you will be taking to basements very soon, pro tip: shave on a Thursday, you'll know why.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
R.I.P Twinkie the Kid...
America has lost a hero... R.I.P Twinkie the Kid. An American junk food stable has said farewell to us, and 18,000 more Americans have said hello to unemployment; but that doesn't seem to be the story. Every time I put on the news it's some fat f*** talking about "Their taking my childhood!" your 43 your childhood is gone you overgrown man baby! This is sad how 18,000 human beings are put out of work, some who very well spent their entire life working in a Hostess factory and Twinkie the Kid is getting all the sympathy. Now, I want to be clear I have no beef with TTK I respect what the man has done and he should be proud of all the people he made smile. He is an American icon in every way even as going so far to get a guilty man a reduced sentence (see Twinkie defense) if that's not American what is. Sorry to see you go, 18,000 workers I'm sure many of you will be taking to basements very soon, pro tip: shave on a Thursday, you'll know why.
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